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Joke of the Day
"What's Hillary Clinton's e-mail password? I don't know, but the Russians do."
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"How to get the attention of a crew of bricklayers... Yell ""Eh, Tony!"""
"Damn girl Just $5 for a blowjob? You have syphigonnaidsitis or something?"
"What's the best thing about Switzerland? Not sure, but the flag is a big plus."
"Rape is a touchy subject"
"Do you believe in abortion? Girl: Dad, do you believe in abortion? Father: Ask your sister. Girl: I don't have a sister... Father: Exactly."
"A riddle or a joke? You are at a party with over 100 people, how can you tell which one is a pilot? He'll tell you."
"*draws sword* *erases sword because it sucks*"
"What did the mentally handicapped kid get on his math test? Drool"