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Joke of the Day
"Why are 90 degree angles so cocky? Because they are always right"
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"3 things that makes me stress: hot days annoying people stand close to annoying people in hot days"
"Q: What do you call a cat who's joined the Red Cross? - A: A first-aid kit!"
"Just made this up... NSFW? What turned the nice teenager into a crackwhore? A dick did."
"How do you offend a vegan? Cover your ears with your hands"
"What do you do when someone has a seizure in the bathtub? Throw in your laundry!"
"My husband just went 69 mph in a 50 zone just so he could point at the speedometer and wink at me. 15 years and going strong."
"What did the policeman say to his belly button? You're under a vest"
"Don't be sad, laundry. nobody's doing me either"
"If you wear a onesie to a wedding, no one will ever invite you to another one."