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Joke of the Day
"I'm not saying Ellen Pao is Hitler but.. I haven't seen the two of them in the same room.."
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"What did the rat say to the cat? Nothing, cats don't talk you fucking idiot."
"[Day after Xmas] 7am: I am detoxing today, only fruit and liquids for me 9am: There are worse things than eating 14 cookies for breakfast"
"Children are our greatest natural resource. I pray it doesn't come to that. --heard it on the radio, can't remember the comedian's name."
"Wanna hear a joke about blimps? It'll never fly."
"What is Rick Grimes' favorite thing under the sea? CORALL!"
"What's the difference between Ronald Reagan and Donald Trump? Reagan helped tear down a wall."
"I hate when people ask me what I'm doing in five years... Come on guys, I don't have 2020 vision."
"Heard this from a homeless guy in Philly What did one testicle say to the other testicle? Ya know, just between you and me, that guy's a dick."
"Knock-knock Who's there? Howdjalikeablowjob Howdjalikeablowjob who? No, no...the proper answer is ""Why, yes! Thank you."""