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"How can you tell if a woman is faking an orgasm? Who cares"

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"Your momma is so fat, we are all concerned for her health."
"Think bobcats prefer to be called robertcats?"
"Ever wonder where the happiest place in the world is? It's gate 25 @ Kansas City airport after they announce 2hr delay for flight to NYC."
"You're the she to my nanigans."
"What do you call a German who is up themselves? A deutsche-bag"
"What's a Canadian's favorite board game? Sorry!"
"Why can't puns be explained to kleptomaniacs? Because they always take things literally"
"A black man takes a girl home from a nightclub She says, ""Show me it's true what they say about black men."" So he stabs her and steals her purse."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Actor ! Actor who ? Actor you my dear Alphonse !"