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Joke of the Day

"Was at a pretty emotional wedding last week... ... Even the cake was in tiers!"

"Why can't Oedipus swear? Because he kisses his mother with that mouth."

"I have insomnia. I have insomnia My doctor says it's very common and that I shouldn't lose any sleep over it."

"I would tell you a joke about UDP/IP But you probably wouldn't get it"

"Life is like a toilet paper... You're either on a roll or taking shit from some asshole."

"If the wrong women weren't so tempting, then I'd probably be married to the right one by now. @MaleHonesty86"

"Jokes Know any lion jokes"

"A pirate walks into a bar With a steering wheel attached to his belt. Confused, the bartender asks the man ""Hey buddy, what's up with the wheel?"" The pirate replies ""Aaaargh, it's drivin' me nuts!"""

"""Honey, am I fat?"" ""No, not at all"" ""You're lying"" ""I swear. By the way, you got something on your chin... no, the other one"""

"The restraining order doesn't mean we can't hangout. It just says I can't get within 50 ft of you. So you wanna play catch or Frisbee or something?"