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Joke of the Day

"What do you get when you cross hot chicks coming and going, a camera, a guy known for his explosion scenes, and a douche? Possible Transformers sequel."

"I've decided to make an all-natural shampoo made from roots found in Africa. I'll call it Ethnic Cleansing."

"I'm not afraid that the world is going to end.... I'm afraid that it isn't going to change...."

"Sarcasm: confusing stupid people and pissing off idiots everywhere."

"Watson asks Holmes What type of rock is this? It has many layers compressed together."

"My Japanese dentist became a woman. He's a trans zen dentalist."

"Did you guys hear about the award winning farmer? Apparently he was outstanding in his field. [modified repost]"

"What did the blind man say when he walked past the fish market? Hello ladies."

"What is the definition of trust? Two cannibals giving each other a blow iob."

"I like my women like my doughnuts... ...with a hole I can stick my dick into."