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Joke of the Day

"Joke from my 4 year old granddaughter... ""Knock Knock""... Me: who's there? Her: Orange Me: Orange Who? Her: Orange glad I didn't say Police!"

"What do you say after you read a book? reddit!"

"What is a Hitman's favorite Mathematical Field? *Trigger*nometry"

"Mariah Carey'a New Year's performance. That's it..."

"[NSFW] Bill Cosby at a bar When you add rookies to a cosmopolitan it becomes a cosbypolitan"

"I ordered a wake-up call the other day. The phone rang and a woman's voice said, What the hell are you doing with your life?'"

"Why does a farmer fuck his sheep at the edge of a cliff? So the sheep will push back."

"Change is inevitable... Except from vending machines"

"*Detective stands over murder victim* This looks like a case of... *Takes off sunglasses* *Removes contacts* *Brushes teeth* *Goes to bed*"

"What's the cheapest kind of meat? Deer testicals they're under a buck."