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Joke of the Day
"Q: Why couldn't Tommy ride a bicycle? A: Because he was a gold fish."
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"Why do dogs turn around three times before lying down? One good turn deserves another."
"What does the NFL season and the national anthem have in common? Kaepernick is gonna sit through them both."
"A man's penis enters the Guinness Book of Records... then the librarian told him to take it out."
"What did one boob say to the other boob? You're my breast friend. Badum-tits."
"You could say I'm a Whiz Kid. I'm really smart. And I'll drink your piss"
"Relationships are like houseplants, if they're mine they die"
"What did the Bra say to the Hat? You go on ahead and I'll give these two a lift."
"This morning I waved to the garbage men and smiled at coworkers in the elevator and now I'm pretty sure my wife is drugging my coffee."
"Why being called handsome is an insult When you have a 3 way, it's called a threesome When you have a 2 way, it's called a twosome When you have a 1 way, it's called a handsome"