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Joke of the Day
"Q: Why couldn't Tommy ride a bicycle? A: Because he was a gold fish."
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"What do you call a Spanish baker? A con-quiche-ador"
"Why do new Irish mothers keep dying? Because they lack taters"
"Ja Rule's music is just like his taxes No one can remember the last time he released anything."
"What does Paul Atreides do when he wants the last glass of water? He calls Muad'Dibs on it"
"i don't know if that's a burrito in your pocket or if you're happy to see me but at that size i'd be interested in both"
"You can fit fifty Mexicans in a van But I can fit six million Jews in my ashtray."
"How did a Chinese spy disguise himself as an Arab in America? He became a Muslim."
"How do blonde braincells die? Alone. "
"Don't do drugs Without me"