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Joke of the Day

"i don't know if that's a burrito in your pocket or if you're happy to see me but at that size i'd be interested in both"

"How warm is the inside of a Tauntaun? Lukewarm."

"What does a Mexican use to cut pizza with? Little Caesars!"

"So they told me I couldn't live in the gym but I told them... Squatters' rights."

"Your mother is like a Christmas raffle. $1 a strip."

"What does a dyslexic zombie say? Brian's ... Briiiiiiiiian's!!!"

"What do you say to two dust particles making out in the street? Get a broom, you two."

"Which came first the chicken or the egg? The chicken of course, an egg cannot cum! Made this up in my sleep sorry if offends any egg lovers.."

"I'm calculating how much it would cost to install lights for a little league baseball field A ballpark estimate would be perfect"

"Why don't boxers have sex before a fight? Because they don't like each other."