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Joke of the Day
"You can fit fifty Mexicans in a van But I can fit six million Jews in my ashtray."
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"*walks into convenience store* ""Excuse me, do you sell beef jerky"" No sorry we only carry beef friendly *beef sticks start complimenting me*"
"What do you call a blowjob from a ginger? Redhead"
"What did the bread maker say to the wheat? I loave you."
"A redditor walks outside."
"[2 cavemen] Look what me discover! This game changer! *grabs it* ""This hot! Burn fingers. What you call it?"" *takes back mixtape* FIRE!"
"What did a Mexican take Xanax for? For Hispanic attacks"
"A valentine? IN THIS ECONOMY?!?"
"Chemistry Hotel So I was driving down the road, getting pretty tired on my way home and saw a sign that said ""Chemistry Hotel"" the sign said: *""Cheap Day Rates, and Even Cheaper NO3-'s""*"
"Two bookworms were having a dispute... ...across an open book until one bookworm moves closer to the other and says, ""well then, I'm glad we're on the same page."""