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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a Spanish baker? A con-quiche-ador"

"How does Harry Potter go down a hill? By walking. JK. Rowling."

"What is the difference between Usain Bolt and Hitler? Usain Bolt was able to finish a race."

"A local grocery bagger has been bagging cola on top of bread. Many were concerned that their bread would be flattened. His response to their concerns was ""It's fine. They're soft drinks"""

"What do you call a nun who's gone to Heaven? Nun of the above."

"What do toilet paper and the star ship enterprise have in common They both circle Uranus and battle klingons"

"If you had to choose between voting for Trump or getting into the water with sharks, would you dive in or do a cannon ball?"

"What are calories? Little elves that tighten your waistband on your pants a little every night"

"Hey you hear about that gay midget? Yeah, he came out of the cupbard."

"What was the main difference between the war in Vietnam and the war in Iraq? George Bush had a plan to get out of Vietnam."