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Joke of the Day
"How did a Chinese spy disguise himself as an Arab in America? He became a Muslim."
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"What do you call a snobby thief running down your stairs? A condescending con descending."
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"What do you call a wizard holding a teacup? A saucer-er!"
"After growing a beard for two months I decided to shave it off. I must be a man now, because boy did that put hair on my chest!"
"What do you do if you see a blue banana? Try to cheer it up."
"The Boston Bruins had a good chance of beating the Leafs... ...but they totally bombed it."
"Why do people always talk in absolutes? I would never do that. It's the worst."
"You know what a Walrus and Tupperware have in common? They're both looking for a tight seal"
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