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Joke of the Day
"What do gay horses eat? Horse penis"
Next Joke
"Who ever said time cannot be bought? I bought some thyme yesterday."
"There's a sign in this bathroom that asks us not to flush anything but toilet paper down the toilet & now I'm unsure how to proceed."
"How is God just like a regular man? If you're not on your knees, he's not interested and you know what they say, abstinence makes the Church grow fondlers."
"The inventor of large scholarly books showed me his factory. He said, ""Make yourself a tome."""
"Back in my day we didn't have leaderboards or RTs. We just tweeted for fun. Uphill both ways. In the snow."
"Airplanes: offering you the comforts of gas station food/drinks at popular night club prices"
"A joke from Jimmy Neutron made into my own. Q: In the dark they arrive without being fetched In the light they are lost without being stolen. What are they? A: Good TV shows."
"Getting caught I got caught jacking off at the store yesterday. But seriously, who pays for bug spray?"
"Raheem is a Pakistani orphan boy who has to walk 5 miles to reach his school.. but with your help of a few pennies a month..we can buy a whip and make the lazy bastard run."