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Joke of the Day
"Who ever said time cannot be bought? I bought some thyme yesterday."
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"Men are like plastic wrap. Cheap. Clingy. And very easy to see through."
"Facebook: Adele is such an inspiration. Instagram: Adele looking beautiful in her gown. Twitter: Adele sounds like a chimney sweeper."
"a hot girl asked me what came first, the chicken or the egg? I answered truthfully "" it's usually me""."
"[NSFW] Sex is like flipping a coin Either way you're getting heads or tails"
"Teacher: I wished you would pay a little attention Pupil: I'm paying as little as I can !"
"I grew up in a small town that only had one general store, one bar and one prostitute. Mum found it pretty hard working three jobs"
"Did you hear about the man who hit my ex? He gold arrested for animal abuse"
"My parents tried to abort me but I was still born."
"Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl use a bathroom? The p is silent."