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Joke of the Day

"Back in my day we didn't have leaderboards or RTs. We just tweeted for fun. Uphill both ways. In the snow."

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"Rihanna's new clothes. Chris Brown is in the news again. At a popular club downtown he apparently got drunk and started shouting ""I'm gonna beat Rihanna till she's gold and white""."
"You can't lose a homing pigeon... If your homing pigeon doesn't come back, what you've lost is a normal pigeon."
"How do French psychologists like their beverages? froid"
"What's black and doesn't work? [Very NSFW] Bryce Williams' sense of perspective."
"[courtroom, on witness stand] Prosecuting attny: If you think she's poisoning you, why did you eat it? Me: It was pizza [jury nods, murmurs]"
"A dyslexic guy walks into a bra One of my favs"
"""How much for this toaster?"" ""An arm & a leg."" ""How about a leg & 2 fingers?"" ""A leg & 3 fingers."" ""Deal!"" - Cannibal Pawn Stars"
"My wife wanted something that went from 0 to 200 in a few seconds for christmas So I bought her a nice sports car."
"I have a great joke about Native Americans But... I'm afraid some people will have some reservations against it."