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Joke of the Day
"The inventor of large scholarly books showed me his factory. He said, ""Make yourself a tome."""
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"Un Deux Trois A French cat called Un Deux Trois attempted to swim the English Channel last weekend but sadly didn't make it and drowned. It was all over the news the next day; ""Un Duex Trois Cat Sank"""
"X-post from r/jokes: ""Hey! The dog you sold me yesterday just fell over and died today!"" ""Huh, strange. He's never done that before."""
"I have literally never seen a mattress store with customers in it"
"I'd have to say, on a scale from 1 to Pee... urinate"
"My doctor said i had to take something against my kleptomania... So i stole his wallet."
"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Battering Ram Barbie ...Barbie's head on the end of a battering ram"
"No. I'm not pregnant. That's my liver."
"People accuse me of babying my dog, which I think is ridiculous. It's not like I'm breast feeding her. She won't even take to my nipple."
"Every dog, in a previous life, has been murdered by a shoe."