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Joke of the Day

"[First day of class at law school] *raises hand* Hi, yes. When do we get our white, curly wigs?"

"Ever find buried treasure in your grandpas backyard containing passports, Nazi uniforms, and a photo with Papa with the Fuhrer inside? Yeah."

"My dance moves are so white Charlie Sheen tried to snort them."

"Why don't women wear watches? Because there's a perfectly good clock on the stove"

"What's the difference between anal and oral sex?(NSFW) Oral sex makes your day. Anal makes your hole weak."

"What's Black & Rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre"

"What does a mechanic do for a one night stand? ... He nuts and bolts."

"What has 9 arms and sucks? Def Leopard!"

"My wife thinks I'm too impulsive. How the hell would she know? We only met last week!"

"My grandpa dies in a concentration camp He fell from a guard tower."