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Joke of the Day

"What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? ""ghughgugjjch"""

"This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club ..but I'd never met herbivore."

"Your kid is running around the store screaming at the top of his lungs annoying everyone and I'm the asshole for tripping him??"

"This morning I was in my car doing donuts in the parking lot at work Now I have glaze all over my balls."

"Did you ever think that one day you would be this addicted to reading and writing?"

"What did the frog say to his girlfriend while she was giving him a handjob? Rubbit, Rubbit!"

"People Says ,""SMOKING KILLS SLOWLY......"" . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . So What, Who'z in a Hurry ....!!!! ;-)"

"dating tip #4: when meeting her brother for the 1st time make sure when he goes for the handshake u kiss him on the lips to assert dominance"

"Whoever named them ""sugar cookies"" could've tried a little harder."

"What do you calla judge with no thumbs? Justice fingers"