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Joke of the Day
"Did you ever think that one day you would be this addicted to reading and writing?"
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"Your beer is like having sex in a canoe and living on a pacific island surrounded by rising sealevels... It`s too fucking close to water!"
"Women are like Wi-Fi. They're everywhere and no one will tell me the password"
"Whats the difference between a boy scout and jewish child? The boy scout comes home from camp."
"Making a phone call that goes straight to voicemail releases dopamine."
"If one is an expert at tying knots, one does knot simply."
"I organized a threesome last night....there were a couple of no shows, but I still had a good time."
"Two drunks come out of a bar... One says to the other: ""We gotta go back, I forgot to pee."" The other one replies: ""No problem, dude, I can teach you how to do it!"""
"Be specific when saying ""BYOB"": [bursts into house] Hey, I brought beers! *7 pastors wives shut their Bibles disapprovingly*"
"CNN writer: how's this - my phone is missing. CNN exec: meh Writer: It was on AIRPLANE mode! *CNN exec absolutely loses it*"