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Joke of the Day
"Did you ever think that one day you would be this addicted to reading and writing?"
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"I had a winning lottery ticket but I couldn't cash it in before it expired and now I get nothing. I am *such* a Democrat."
"Morning jog Every morning, I jog around my block 15 times. Then I pick up the block and put it back in my toy chest."
"What is the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair"
"[GOT SPOILER] Why shouldn't you ask Jon Snow what time it is? Because his watch has ended."
"Breaking News ..... international womans day postsponed until tomorrow , as they haven't got anything to wear"
"A guy walks into a bar and asks the guy across from him why his hands were all over his face: The guy across replies: ""Because I am a clock you drunk fuck."""
"What do you call a cow that has had an abortion? Decaffeinated"
"You could put me in any city, and I could find a Taco Bell or Chipotle within minutes. My burridar is accurate to about 10 meters."
"What's the difference between a woman with PMS and a terrorist? You can negotiate with a terrorist."