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Joke of the Day
"What do you calla judge with no thumbs? Justice fingers"
Next Joke
"You know what they say about men that have big feet? #They wear big shoes! *Come on guys, this is /r/cleanjokes! Get your minds out of the gutter!*"
"What's brown and sounds like a bell? Dung"
"I thought I would be proud of sealing all the Christmas cards myself But the whole ordeal just left me with a bad taste in my mouth."
"I am so proud to be part of a society that needs television commercials to remind us not to lock our kids in hot cars."
"[Working in a hospital] ME: Well, this guy's autopsy is done NURSE: You mean tonsillectomy ME: Uh oh"
"Kanye smashing his bathroom mirror to free the other Kanye trapped behind the glass."
"What do you get if you cross a sheep with a holiday resort ? The Baaahaaamaaas !"
"Did you hear about that mad cow disease? A cow to another: ""Did you hear about that mad cow disease? Makes cows go completely insane!"" The other cow: ""Good thing I'm a helicopter!"""
"Rick Astley will give you any of his pixar movies except one... His SAG preview copy of Inside Out. It would be unethical for him to share that copy while it's still in theaters."