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Joke of the Day

"People Says ,""SMOKING KILLS SLOWLY......"" . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . So What, Who'z in a Hurry ....!!!! ;-)"

"Have you heard about Trumps revision of Obama phones? You'll be able to trade them in for a alarm clock and job application."

"There was a four-car reck in Mexico today... 93 people died"

"Why did the scarecrow get a promotion? He was out-standing in his field"

"What happened to the man who sent a group of crows to the insane asylum? He went to jail because he commit a murder."

"What do you call someone who can't turn pancakes? A flip-flop."

"Anytime I pass an unlocked minivan I throw a few of my kids' most annoying toys in the trunk."

"How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable? Cut the brake lines on his Prius."

"So I go to the shops to get some food... This motherfucker behind the counter takes my money. That's thievery."

"Jimmy Eat World Jimmy Sorry Jimmy Not Know You Were Saving It Jimmy Pick Up Another One On The Way Home"