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Joke of the Day

"People Says ,""SMOKING KILLS SLOWLY......"" . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . So What, Who'z in a Hurry ....!!!! ;-)"

"I don't suffer insomnia like most tweeters do. I always get a solid 7, maybe 8 minutes of sleep every night."

"What is the favourite part of Halloween for a pedophile? The home delivery."

"Whats the best thing about being a meth addict? Only two more sleeps until christmas."

"What does a blonde have if her brain is the size of a pea. Encephalitis, and possibly a medical miracle."

"What do you call a woman without a clitoris? Doesn't matter. She's not coming. Bonus: Check out the anti joke version on /r/antijokes."

"This post-pregnant lady found the perfect way to shed her baby-belly by giving birth! Scientists and non-pregnant ladies HATE her!!!"

"Mentos should print little messages on their mints like ""you're awesome"" or ""looking good"" and call them Complimentos."

"This is the most offensive joke I know What's the best part about having sex with a six year old? Watching her fall apart on the witness stand."

"I just got invited to a Game of Thrones themed wedding I think those bastards are going try to kill everyone"