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Joke of the Day

"dating tip #4: when meeting her brother for the 1st time make sure when he goes for the handshake u kiss him on the lips to assert dominance"

"Why did the Dairy Queen get pregnant? The Burger King forgot to cover his whopper"

"[getting dating advice from my dad] Just be yourself and don't do anything stupid ""Well which one is it?"""

"What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? One less drunk. - TommyEdisonXP (youtuber)"

"My neighbor's 3 favorite films of all time: 3.) ""10,000,000 Explosions"" 2.) ""Army Guys Yelling At Each Other"" 1.) ""Subwoofer:The Movie"""

"Were PacMan and Ms.PacMan married or brother and sister? Have some fanfic that's either really awesome or really disturbing riding on this."

"I could never marry a tennis line judge... They always point out your faults."

"Mankind is capable of unimaginable feats of engineering and yet the windows on the airplane never line up with the seats."

"I'm gonna try and shoot the whole school Said the yearbook photographer"

"Why did the hippie stick his penis in the chick peas? Because he was a hummusexual..."