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Joke of the Day

"This morning I was in my car doing donuts in the parking lot at work Now I have glaze all over my balls."

"Have you heard of the joke about the broken coinfactory? It doesn't make cents"

"Why are the ""sans"" family of fonts so serious? No one wants to be comic sans."

"My dear, departed animal companion. Although no longer with me, your name is now immortalised as part of a password I use on many websites."

"A friend of mine told me she met a really cute boy in a bar who was solving equations on a napkin. I told her to look for his unknown."

"It's kinda corny... What did baby corn say to momma corn? ""Where's pop corn?"""

"What has webbed feet and fangs? Count Quackula."

"What's cooler than being cool? Being 0K."

"Stop leaving the freezer door open! This is why we can't have ice things."

"Girls are just like pasta. Throw her against the wall, if she sticks, she's ready."