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Joke of the Day
"Whoever named them ""sugar cookies"" could've tried a little harder."
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"I'm feeling sluggish No one pour salt on me."
"You hear the one about the two guys who stole the calendar? They each got 6 months"
"What's a ghost's favorite type of porn? Boookakke!"
"To all my American friends: Happy hunger games... May the odds be ever in your favor."
"The most judgmental aquatic mammal is probably the seal of disapproval."
"[lying with girlfriend & looking up at the stars] ""Hey--"" *points to shooting star* ""You've put on a lot of weight."""
"I like my women the same way I like my coffee. Made by my mum."
"What is the average Math teacher like? Mean."
"Yo mama's soo ugly.. One Direction went the other way."