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Joke of the Day
"Canada has seasons: Almost winter, winter, still winter, and construction."
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"Stan: I won 92 goldfish. Fred: Where are you going to keep them ? Stan: In the bathroom Fred: But what will you do when you want to take a bath ? Stan: Blindfold them !"
"What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish farmer? Mick Jagger says ""Hey (hey) you (you) get off of my cloud..."" the Scottish farmer says ""Hey McCloud get off of my ewe"""
"A billionaire, a clown, and a presidential candidate walk into a bar... And the bartender says, ""How's it going, Donald?"""
"I do resistance training every day It's called refusing to go to the gym"
"Will Glass Coffins Be A Success? Remains to be seen."
"Why did the tomato blush? Because it saw the salad dressing"
"What did the egg say to the boiling water? ""I don't think I can get hard -- I just got laid this morning!"
"So what going on with dead baby jokes? I think there dying off."
"""Sorry, I lost the name of that person you just met 5 mins ago. But check this out, I found the complete lyrics to Paul Revere!"" - my brain"