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Joke of the Day

"The miserly squirrel never found a mate, because he insisted on a prenutshell agreement."

"If I ever go missing and theres a big search party out looking for me, you can save time by not looking at any gyms."

"What did the elephant say to the naked man? How do you breath out of that tiny thing?"

"Startin' a band with some guys I used to work with called LinkedIn Park."

"Onion books. Read 'em and weep. (Credit to Andrew O'Niel.)"

"Have you heard about that new girl, Pandora? She's got one hell of a box."

"Muhabbetin hasn Geekyapar! Can Sungur buralarn tek adimini mi?"

"I told all my colleagues at work that I have a twin so that when I see them in public I don't have to talk to them."

"Trying to take the best instagram picture ever but the kittens keep drowning in the latte."

"I sat on Santa's lap.. I asked for a bigger dick. He called his black brother-in-law."