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Joke of the Day
"I do resistance training every day It's called refusing to go to the gym"
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"ME: Um, I specifically requested Mary. BLOODY CARLA: Listen, do you want your eyes clawed out or not?"
"I ruined my health by drinking to everyone else's."
"JOKE: What's an easy way on /r/jokes to find feminism jokes? Just look for ones that have a ""JOKE:"" disclaimer"
"Prognosis? Doctors are reporting that a man was admitted to the hospital last week and found to have at least a dozen plastic horses inserted in his rectum. His condition is ""stable""."
"Daddy? What is a tranny? Ask your mother. He knows."
"Why did the blonde get fired from the sperm bank? Because she was drinking on the job."
"Psychologist: Go to your happy place. Me: *grabs car keys* Psychologist: Where are you going? Me: The liquor store."
"Your heart! *bursts out laughing* It's an inside joke."
"what do you call a mexican without a car? carlos"