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Joke of the Day
"Why did the tomato blush? Because it saw the salad dressing"
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"What does eating a chick out and being in the mob have in common? One slip of the tongue, and you're in deep shit."
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"What's the worst thing you can hear when your giving Willie Nelson a blowjob? ""I'm not Willie Nelson."""
"OOO! XOX. XXX!! - Reviews for ""TicTacToe, The Movie"""
"How to fall down the stairs Step 1 Step 2 Step 5 Step 9 Step 12 Floor."
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"When a man speaks in the forest and there is no wife to hear... is he still wrong?"
"Talking to my friend about how useless I am with ladies... Me: ""I even had to stand on a damn ladder yesterday just to kiss my date goodnight..."" Him: ""Wow, was she tall?"" ""No, she hung herself."""
"Do these Daisy Dukes make my trash look White?"