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Joke of the Day

"Stan: I won 92 goldfish. Fred: Where are you going to keep them ? Stan: In the bathroom Fred: But what will you do when you want to take a bath ? Stan: Blindfold them !"

"I bet ducks would love bananas if they knew about bananas."

"What did the Banana say to the other Banana? You're very appealing"

"After Luke Skywalker found out Princess Leia was his sister... He became best friends with hand solo."

"What do all failing students in New Orleans have in common? They are all below ""C level""."

"What do you call bovine masturbation? Beef stroganoff!"

"What's the difference between a smoker and a crossfitter? Most smokers know and acknowledge the fact that they're slowly killing themsleves."

"single because i didn't forward that chain mail in 2008"

"What did the the dad say to the feminist? Hugh Mungus"

"According to the Internet: Xbox One - $500. - Weaker hardware. - Mandatory daily check-in. - Requires Kinect. - DRM. PS4 - Cures cancer."