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Joke of the Day

"Stan: I won 92 goldfish. Fred: Where are you going to keep them ? Stan: In the bathroom Fred: But what will you do when you want to take a bath ? Stan: Blindfold them !"

"What do you say when only the egg remains? It's all ovum now"

"Jack All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no pay makes Jack a Mexican."

"Dr Watson asks Sherlock Holmes... ""Holmes, why are you spreading fruit juice on my buttocks?"" ""Lemon entry dear Watson, Lemon entry"""

"Letting the grocery bagger bring my groceries out sounds nice but I can't handle trying to remember where I parked in front of a stranger."

"What's the difference between a cat and a comma? One has claws at the end of its paws and one is a pause at the end of a clause."

"What do you call bears without ears? B."

"most vending-machine shaking incidents are elaborate coverups by people who don't want to be seen hugging the machine and saying i love you"

"What did Fred from 'Scooby Doo' say when Mystery Inc. finally found a mystery that was too scary for them to solve? 2scooby4doo"

"If you skip church on Sundays.. You're pulling a Christian Bale."