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Joke of the Day

"""Sorry, I lost the name of that person you just met 5 mins ago. But check this out, I found the complete lyrics to Paul Revere!"" - my brain"

"how to talk to a woman wearing headphones: 1. be the artist she has currently chosen to listen to through her headphones"

"How to climb a flight of stairs? Step one Step two Step three"

"Roses are red, Violets are blue... Pornhub is down, your facebook will do ( )"

"Kim Kardashian's butt Q: What do you call the space between Kim Kardashian's breasts and butt cheeks? A: Silicon Valley."

"It happens when you least expect it. Your head starts to spin. You lose control and you start falling head over heels. -winter ice/love"

"A programmer had a problem... A programmer had a problem. He thought ""I know, I'll solve it with threads!"". has Now problems. two he"

"A Facebook friend just used the same number of exclamation points to say he's eating guacamole as he did to announce the birth of his kid."

"Did you hear about the sexually promiscuous deaf person? Turns out he got hearing aids."

"I'm going to name my child Dick.. It rolls straight off the tip of my tongue."