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Joke of the Day
"So what going on with dead baby jokes? I think there dying off."
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"I was doing well on my diet until I got my period and had to eat four pieces of pizza, a block of cheese, two candy bars, and seven houses."
"What does Bill Gates call his manhood? Microsoft."
"So I bought some shoes from a guy on the street... Anyways he turned out to be a drug dealer, and I'm not sure what they were laced with but I just keep trippin'."
"There are all types of love in this world but never the same love twice."
"My parents caught me masturbating. I wasn't ashamed, I was startled - I almost dropped their wedding picture."
"Why do hamburgers and hot dogs fuck their cousins? Because they're inbred!"
"mother told me this What do you call 5 mexicans, and asian, and 5 black people in your front yard?? Water sprinkler.... spic-spic-spic-spic-spic---CHINK---nigga-nigga-nigga-nigga-nigga"
"Some people are like slinkies They don't do much, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs."
"What's a Canadian Anarchist's favorite shape? A circle, eh."