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Joke of the Day

"Me: ""Want a banana?"" 3yo: ""Yes, but don't cut it up. And don't peel it. And don't make it be a banana. Make it be a waffle."""

"Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? Its ok he worked it out with a pencil"

"The Last Time I can Make this Joke I happy to see Caitlyn Jenner is happy, but I was disappointed she did not go with the name I suggested- Bruce Jennerfer."

"What does a French carpenter say when he runs out of nails? I haven't a clous."

"What did one cheese say to the other? I know it's cheesy, but I feel grate!"

"I had to go get a mole removed today God knows how he got up there!"

"Letting Jesus in What do you call a man who let Jesus come inside of him? Gullible."

"Of course you can be anything you wanna be. That's how delusions work."

"Who's the most popular guy in the hospital? The Ultra Sound guy. Who is it when he's not there? The Hip Replacement guy."

"The 16yo tells me he's been revising all day. His browser history suggests he's got his YouTube exam in the morning."