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Joke of the Day
"Letting Jesus in What do you call a man who let Jesus come inside of him? Gullible."
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"Interview Employer: ""This is an important job, we need someone who is responsible."" Applicant: ""I'm the one you want! At my last job, every time there was a problem, they said I was responsible."""
"What do you call a Hispanic midget? A paragraph. He's too short to be called esse."
"I invented a Poem: ""I dig, you dig, he digs, she digs, it digs. We dig, they dig, you dig. It's not very good - but quite deep."
"I read a book about stockholm syndrome... I hated it at first, but it was great after a while."
"My phone just replaced the word ""killed"" with ""kilt."" Well plaid, phone... Well plaid."
"At an Irish wedding reception someone yelled... ""Would all the married men please stand next to the one person who has made your life worth living."" The bartender was almost crushed to death."
"Want to hear a clean joke? A man takes a bath with bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is a man"
"I'm still not convinced Mitt Romney was born."
"What do vampires make sandwiches out of? Self-raising dead."