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Joke of the Day

"The Last Time I can Make this Joke I happy to see Caitlyn Jenner is happy, but I was disappointed she did not go with the name I suggested- Bruce Jennerfer."

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"How are you supposed to buy a gift for your mom as an adult? It's like, oh you gave birth to me? Please enjoy this fancy candle."
"You guys talk about sex like it's so great. I had sex once and she made me take off my jean jacket. Just not worth it."
"Tom Cruise was asked if he wanted to upgrade to Windows 10. Still awaiting his response..."
"I'm always just a bit disappointed when a liars pants don't actually catch on fire."
"There are many advantages of visiting Switzerland I mean, the flag itself is a big plus."
"What's the difference between USA and USB? One connects to all your devices & accesses your data, and the other is a hardware standard"
"A man walks into a bar. Now he watches where he's going."
"Why did the demon get arrested? Posession"
"Jail is just college for people who work at fast food restaurants."