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Joke of the Day
"What did the homeless men yell when they hit each other with cardboard? Pillow fight!"
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"I just saw an 8 year old hipster. Your move, apocalypse."
"Why do Japanese women love to eat pixels?"
"How am I supposed to show a girl I like her, if I can't even make her a mix tape anymore?"
"Did you hear about the time when King Arthur slept with another woman? It was a one knight stand."
"Traffic cop: Just blow into this for me sir. Man in car: But that's a balloon. Traffic cop: if you just cooperate sir, it'll soon be a dog."
"Dinosaurs went extinct because they heard Chuck Norris was coming."
"What do boobs and Christmas trees have in common? When you see really nice ones, you have to ask if they are real or fake"
"Kim - Where is North West? Kanye - *takes out compass* Kim - I mean my baby! Kanye - I'm right here. Kim - Jesus Kanye! Kanye - Yeezus*"
"I'm guessing the person who decided to call it 'common sense' didn't know that many people."