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Joke of the Day

"Dinosaurs went extinct because they heard Chuck Norris was coming."

"The difference between a black man and a tire ? The difference between a black man and a tire is that if you put a chain around the tire it doesn't start singing rap."

"Why is there so much segregation today? All Fridays Matter"

"My lift to work was late to arrive at the train station, so I killed the driver... ...I thought it was fair but some said it was a loco-motive"

"My husband doesn't believe me that the Bible instructs him to make the coffee in the morning. It's there, clear as day. Hebrews."

"What happens to a gay man every month? Manstruation"

"""Smoking breaks"" at work should be deducted from annually leave. We all have addictions, you don't see me leave a meeting to fry plantain"

"What's the difference between ISIS and a piece of shit? I don't know any difference either."

"Where did Sally go during the explosion? Everywhere! source: https://twitter.com/AntiJokes_Kapil"

"Farmer Giles is so interested in conserving energy he built a pig-powered car. He has to get rid of it though. Every time he turns a corner the tires squeal"