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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the time when King Arthur slept with another woman? It was a one knight stand."

"[Minister]: Do you take this woman to be your lawful [Groom]: I'm just here for the open bar."

"Why did the pirate become a tenor? Because he has a lot of experience on the high C."

"There was 30 cows in a field and 20 8(ate) how many didn't? 10"

"How does a gay religious terrorist spend his vacation in Cuba? Infidel Castro"

"What do you get when you put human DNA in a monkey? A lifetime ban from the Zoo"

"What do you call a chicken with political ambition? Republic-hen"

"Why shouldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman."

"What happens if you castrate a corn cob? It becomes a eunuchcorn."

"I have my girlfriend a teeth whitening today. Too bad most landed on her chin"