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Joke of the Day

"What do boobs and Christmas trees have in common? When you see really nice ones, you have to ask if they are real or fake"

"What do we want? An Iphone for fat fingers! When do we want it? BOW!"

"What could you create with Starbucks caramel mocha chip frappuccino? The Audi logo and The Olympics logo."

"A healthy man has a thousand wishes and a sick person only one... ... to win the election"

"What do giraffes and humans share the same number of? Testicles."

"I'm a dirty bird. *shits on your windshield*"

"A priest, a rabbi, a nun, a doctor, an engineer and a blond walk into a bar. The bartender says, ""Hey, what is this, some kind of a joke?"""

"If you insist on telling me about your weekend, I suggest you do it in the bathroom, as it's the only place I'll give a shit."

"TIFU by telling a terrorist joke to my Muslim girlfriend. She blew up in my face."

"Which online dating site connects me with single-malt liquor in my area?"