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Joke of the Day

"Kim - Where is North West? Kanye - *takes out compass* Kim - I mean my baby! Kanye - I'm right here. Kim - Jesus Kanye! Kanye - Yeezus*"

"So I introduced my new girlfriend to my family Everyone seemed to like her except for my wife"

"What do you call a person who farts in private? A private tutor"

"Why can't America play chess? They are missing 2 towers"

"""Don't kid yourself."" - birth control"

"If we have learned anything from the Friday the 13th movies, it's that Jason mainly kills people having sex. Most of you should be good."

"How did the vegetable farmer fix his flat tire on his truck? with asparagus..."

"My wife said I needed to grow up I was speechless It's hard to say anything when you have 45 gummy bears in your mouth"

"A White House aide tells Donald Trump that one hundred people will attend his next event. ""A hundred thousand people?"" Trump asks, ""Do we even have enough room for 1.5 million people?"""

"I chuckled at this one Suicidal arsonist burned at the stake."