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Joke of the Day

"I'm guessing the person who decided to call it 'common sense' didn't know that many people."

"What do you do if someone is having a seizure in the bathtub? Throw your laundry in."

"Mike Tyson caught experimenting with Methamphetamines... He exclaims, ""I was just mething around!"""

"A Latvian joke. J: Kapec vistas skerso celu? A: Lai noklutu uz otru pusi!"

"Why did the campfire turn into a forest fire? It wanted to get off its ash."

"How can you spot a blind man in a nudist camp? Its not hard."

"Mugger: Gimme yer wallet & don't do nuthin dumb Me: That's a double negative, my friend. Unlike Romance languages, English - hey, come back"

"What's it called when it's 9:20am and you can't wait for dinner? Oh, it's called fat. Nevermind."

"Check out this joker with his accounting book.. Guy thinks he's Heath Ledger."

"I think I'm emotionally constipated ...I haven't given a shit in days. (my daughter told me this just now new to me, hope it's new to you too)"