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Joke of the Day
"Why do Japanese women love to eat pixels?"
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"I was addicted to the Hokey Pokey... But I turned myself around"
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"*I throw u a kiss* *u duck* *it flies into space* [6 bn yrs later - the planet Xargx] LORD ZARG: Kill the- *kiss hits his cheek* LZ: Aww nvm"
"What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance"
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