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Joke of the Day

"WIFE:Did you get the spaghetti? ME:Better. WIFE:Better? ME:Look at this crazy, wild spaghetti I found outside! *hands just full of snakes*"

"So reddit announced today transparency is important to them. Unless its about Ellen Pao. the end."

"4 women were working quietly on a project that's it"

"How do you ruin a joke? Screw it up. How do you ruin a joke? Screw it up again."

"What do you call a Mexican who lost his car? Carlos"

"Your crush likes your status and you start to imagine life together!"

"PJ time - Slogan behind an auto rickshaw I couldn't afford Volkswagen. Thus, Auto"

"What did the suicide bomber say when he saw a naked girl for the first time? Nothing. He just exploded."

"My wife says I should be a bull rider... Since I'm lucky to last 8 seconds..."

"I hate it when I mean to buy seedless grapes but instead I accidentally get...well you know... Oreos."