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Joke of the Day

"Hey, remember when Dick Cheney told Sen. Leahy to go fuck himself? Yea, just wanted to refresh your mind."

"A good pun is hard to find, like a good steak... *The medium's rarely well-done.*"

"What did the 80 grit sandpaper say to the 36 grit sandpaper? You're a little rougher than I'm used to, but I'll grit and bear it. I'm sorry, that joke was a little rough ;D"

"HERE'S A KID WITH NO ARMS AND NO LEGS AND HIS PARENTS ARE DEAD AND YOU'LL DIE SOON TOO, BUY THINGS. - Super Bowl Commercials in a nut shell"

"Here's a joke for ya. A dyslexic man walks in to a bra."

"Sticks and stones may break your bones, but a Chuck Norris glare will liquefy your kidneys."

"How to scare burglars off.... First put pictures on the wall of you with a tiger. Second put a cat litter box in your hall and shit in it."

"Whenever someone with a bumper sticker cuts me off I automatically dislike the cause they support. Right now I'm not too fond of Literacy"

"So many good trailers; so few good movies."

"I'll never forget what my grandmother said to me right before she passed away. She said to me *""What are you doing?!?""*"