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Joke of the Day
"Nice try, operating instructions. Nice try. I've got this. *grabs a hammer*"
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"3 guys walked into a bar but one ducked"
"""I have a hunch."" - Inspector Quasimodo"
"What's the difference between a pussy and a cunt? A pussy makes your cock feel nice and makes you cum, a cunt is who owns the pussy."
"Why are women like parachutes? Because if they don't spread they are worthless."
"Never tell a woman to calm down when she's drunk, it's like baptizing a cat. It's not gonna work"
"Baby, if you were a fruit you'd be a fineapple."
"To all my American friends: Happy hunger games... May the odds be ever in your favor."
"Stephen King has a son named Joe. I'm not joking, but he is!"
"If the opposite of pro is con, what's the opposite of progress? The Republican party."