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Joke of the Day
"Welcome to woodworking club, please make a seat."
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"A girl walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a double entendre... ... So he gives it to her!"
"Yo mama jokes are dumb, overused, and low quality. Like yo mama."
"Women usually love when I compliment them on their youthful appearance. But this lady is obviously upset over comments about her pimples."
"Hey did you hear about the fire at the circuis? It was in'tents'"
"What do you call 25 attorneys buried up their chin in cement? Not enough cement"
"Adult: Someone who has stopped growing at both ends and now grows in the middle."
"The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that Subway is healthy."
"I absolutely, unequivocally support any and all scientific efforts to create a real, working invisibility cloak. I just want to make myself crystal clear."
"Me: Baby I know you had a long day so I drew you a bath Her: Ah I can't wait to take it *hands her paper* Me: I used your eyeliner pencil"