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Joke of the Day

"Trump would be an amazing dentist He is against anything that's not white and straight."

"Why didn't the American get the burger? ...because the heart attack got him first."

"Jim Gaffigan's stand-up is so funny that I watched it a second time... ...and I Jim Laugh Again'd."

"Waiter there is a fly in my soup! Sorry sir maybe I've forgotten it when I removed the other three."

"Plans are already underway for a Trump Library... It's the first time a Presidential library will have *just* scratch and sniff books."

"It's not a ""gay"" wedding or a ""straight wedding"" it's a ""waste of money they could have used for a down payment."""

"Girls who say, ""a lot of guys are after me"", should keep in mind that low prices always attract many customers."

"The NSA A government organization that actually listens to you!"

"A major financial scam kingpin walks into a bar... Then he greases the palms of all lawyers & ensures he gets away without a big penalty."

"Woke up to find a cruise ship parked right outside my hotel window. well if you think this is going to make me put on clothes you're wrong."