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Joke of the Day

"Girls who say, ""a lot of guys are after me"", should keep in mind that low prices always attract many customers."

"What do you call a whistle-blower in a blizzard Edward Snowed-in"

"It's kind of funny how so many people think that being gay is a choice but being fat isn't"

"Q: Why did Clinton choose Canada as the site for his summit with Yeltsin? A: So he could look up some college buddies who moved up there during the war."

"And God promised men that... Good and obedient wife's would be found in all corners of the world.........Then he made the world round....and laughed and laughed and laughed..."

"Why did the rich guy crash his car? He wanted to see how the Mercedes bends"

"Now the UK is out of the EU we can ban pre-shredded cheese. Make Britain grate again."

"After growing a beard for two months I decided to shave it off. I must be a man now, because boy did that put hair on my chest!"

"That time of year again. Time to impregnate some chick at the office Christmas party and use my bonus to pay for the abortion. Pff holidays."

"How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? (None, they just beat the room for being black)"