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Joke of the Day

"Woke up to find a cruise ship parked right outside my hotel window. well if you think this is going to make me put on clothes you're wrong."

"I rented a prostitute for $60 an hour, I paid her 50 cents."

"Damn girl are you today's date? Cause' you're a 10/10"

"How many NRA members does it take to change a light bulb? A: More guns."

"Terrorist Threat Level: Porcupine"

"Mr whippy was found dead today with a flake up his ass, chocolate sprinkles on his penis and strawberry sauce on his bollocks. Police think he topped himself."

"So I thought I would share a time travel joke with you guys.. But you didn't like it."

"If I ever get a llama, I'm totally naming it Dalai."

"I'd love to date one of our moderators. Every joke is long to them."

"Apple said they are building a new car. Apple said they are building a new car but they are having trouble installing windows."