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Joke of the Day
"Why didn't the American get the burger? ...because the heart attack got him first."
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"Happy Teacher's day, Wikipedia."
"Don't say ""fuck"" in Japan They don't like it when you drop the bomb."
"Q: What kind of jewelry does Hillary look best in? A: Handcuffs."
"What do you call a Jamaican with diahorrea? *Cool Runnings*"
"Where do crabs take the train? King's Cross Station :)"
"An American, a British and a German walks into a busy bar... bartender says,"" GET THE HELL OUT, I GOT NO TIME FOR JOKES'."
"It takes a real man to be a juggler You've got to have balls to do it"
"Legal tip for men: if you get a free t shirt at a bar, you're not required to keep it forever, like they can't arrest you if u throw it out."
"Why are things sent by car called shipments, and things sent by ships called cargo?"