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Joke of the Day

"Waiter there is a fly in my soup! Sorry sir maybe I've forgotten it when I removed the other three."

"Is this sub Reddit dead? There have barely been any decent posts all year!"

"I was sad when I learned Steve Irwin died... .. but at least he died the same way he lived: with animals in his heart."

"I sometimes go to my own little world, but that's okay, they know me there."

"It was Jose's first day on the job... he introduced himself to his American co-workers: ""I'm jose"" They replied: ""if you're hose-a, where's hose-b and hose-c?"""

"Tits are like Lego bricks... They're there for the kid, but dad ends up playing with them."

"Finally bought a puppy for the wife and I, but it turns out my wife's allergic to dogs, so we had to get rid of her. The dog and I live happily together now."

"Why did the Jedi kill his master? To get to the other side. ...Told by my brother last night"

"My local dollar store burned down Over $3000 worth of merchandise was lost"

"Wife said she wasn't going to breadtfeed until after dar.. Sorry baby, today is the start of Mamadan. Edit: a letter"